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Android By Day, World domination by night. , I hate apple fanboys, so they better turn around.

OBLIGATORY SKILLS AND DEVICES LIST

SKILLS

• I'm the resident Samsung guy. Well, one of a few. If the issue is Samsung, I'll normally fly on over.

• I know TWRP, quite well.

• I'm always thinking of new methods to blanket-kill questions by making universal answers. See, for example, http://android.stackexchange.com/questions/154437/alternative-method-to-enable-adb/154438#154438.

DEVICES

• Some Allwinner Q8 that is full of viruses, bullshit.

• A Bush Spira? I think? It's Mediatek, so I yawn stopped caring. Its OK, but not rooted.

• The Wileyfox swift 2 plus. Love it. Stock 7.1.1.

• My Legendary Samsung galaxy Tab 2. By legendary, I mean its 3 years old, has pulled through no less than 8 bricks, has had A bajillion ROMS stuck on it, and fell down the stairs.